The Misadventures Guild

Book One

The Chosen None

“The Chosen None” is book one of The Misadventurers Guild—a fantasy series where the fate of the realm rests in the hands of a sarcastic ex-delivery guy, a pyromaniac elf, and a talking badger with commitment issues.

When Kevin—a burnout with a stolen sword—accidentally fulfills a discarded prophecy, he’s thrust into a realm of magic, monsters, and medieval bureaucracy. Unfortunately, he’s neither brave nor qualified. But with an accidental cult following and enemies in every province, Kevin’s going to have to fake it… or die trying.

Think “Dungeons & Dragons” meets “Deadpool,” then spills coffee on the map.

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About the Author

John Bowman is a journalist, podcaster, and author who grew up on Saturday morning cartoons and late-night dungeon crawls. When he’s not interviewing pop culture icons or dodging elven curses, he’s writing fantasy fiction that doesn’t take itself too seriously. The Chosen None is his first entry in the realm of humorous epic fantasy.

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